Lines Overheard on Survivor 1

10. "Robert Downey, Jr. is out of jail? Just how damn long have I been on this island?!"

9. "Of course, in a real survivor situation, I would have eaten you by now."

8. "Maybe next time we can go somewhere really dangerous ... like Trenton."

7. "This had better get me thrown out of BYU."

6. "Wait a minute ... you mean I was on TV the whole time?"

5. "I'm really gonna miss the 'Humpin' Tree.'"

4. "Rats crawling over me, insects eating me alive, naked fat guys running around -- but at least I didn't have to watch Al and Tipper suck face."

3. "Well folks, as a tiebreaker, we've flown in the Brazilian Soccer Team from that 'Alive' movie -- and BOY are they famished."

2. "Something just washed up on the beach! Hey, it looks like the Russian flag!"

1. "Sorry folks. America has just voted CBS off the air."