Watching too Much Survivor Reruns?

10. Keep waiting at the airport for the shlub that got kicked off.

9. Forming alliances with your pets.

8. Showed up for work on "casual Friday" wearing loin cloth.

7. KFC doesn't bother you as much now.

6. While you can name all 16 original castaways, your kids' names have escaped you.

5. Checking backyard snares hourly.

4. Seriously considering releasing Regis Philbin from your basement.

3. Spent five hours yesterday making "What Would Rudy Do?" bracelets.

2. Contemplating which family member to vote out next.

The show's damn entertaining, but some folks are taking it way too seriously. we know one sure sign you may be obsessed...

1. Renaming twins Tagi and Pagong.