Little Known Penis Facts

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average number of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.1 inches

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight.

Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks

Average number of erections per day for a man: 11
Average number of erections during the night: 9

Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
The human equivalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)

Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds
Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Shelf life of a Hostess Twinkie: 7 years

Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm

Number of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6

In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet. Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.

Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.

ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE. Examples: oranges, mangoes, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown, etc.

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate,doughnuts, pumpkin pie

Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower

It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood', a name for an A.M. erection

Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false

Guys, it's not you, a female is wet all of the time.