More Laws of Life

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Smart man + smart woman=Romance
Smart man + dumb woman=Pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman=Affair
Dumb man + dumb woman=Marriage

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Smart boss + smart employee=Profits
Smart boss + dumb employee=Production
Dumb boss + smart employee=Promotion
Dumb boss + duumb employee=Overtime

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A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs
A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not need.

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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A successful man is one makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
A man never worries about the future untile he gets a wife.

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To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all!!!

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Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed
Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.

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Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.

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Any married man should forget his mistakes
There's not use in two people remembering the same thing.

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A woman has the last word in any argument
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.